Anyway, this (cock)cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

<@Peepsy> Who is Voltron?
<+Tsmock> ...
<+Tsmock> Peepsy, I do not KNOW you
<+JJ_> Peepsy, weren't you here when we formed the sex-voltron?
<+Jessa> don't you EVER read the quote page?!
<+JJ_> !quot
<+JJ_> !cat
<+Jessa> poor JJ.
<+JJ_> ~quote
<+JJ_> GOD FUCK
<+Tsmock> I was the crotch
<+Tsmock> Does that make Sex-Voltron female?
<+JJ_> I was something
<+JJ_> !quote
<@CormyrDales> ::(( Quote Page: http://cdchatquotes.blogspot.com/ ))::
<+Jessa> I think it makes Sex-Voltron a pervert.



<+Gongala> You know,
<+Gongala> It's been at least ten minutes since we talked about penises.
<+JJ_> Cock.
* JJ_ is now known as JJ_Cock
* Dubiosity is now known as Dub_Loves_Caulk
* Gongala is now known as Cock-Gala
<+Cock-Gala> This is well and good, but we're still not talking about it. Just inferring it.
<+Dub_Loves_Caulk> So it's still better than the town square.
<+JJ_Cock> Dick.


<+Jessa> I went afk at the wrong time. Should some of this be quoted?
<+Cock-Gala> They interrupt my brain-licking sessions.
<+Tcock> With their cocks.
<+Jessa> and JJ's college story wasn't about cock.
<+Cock-Gala> Earlier, Jessa. Scroll up to when we changed our nicks.
<+Jessa> I did.
<+Cock-Gala> That is quotable.
<+Jessa> which was why I was asking...
<+Jessa> Yeah, I thought so.
* JJ_Cock is now known as CockJ
<+Dub_Loves_Caulk> We're merely playing out Arabel Square's main theme.
<+CockJ> Underscores are lame.
<+Jessa> but I totally read your nick as "Cock-a-Cola."
<+Tcock> Jessa, you must be cock-simulated
<+CockJ> Penis is the main theme/
* Cock-Gala is now known as Cock-a-Cola
<+Tcock> Resistance is futile.
<+Cock-a-Cola> Stirred with 100% more cock than Pepsi.
<+Jessa> Sorry. I've got way too much mad vagina love to do that.


<+Cock-a-Cola> Cocks are great on everything.
<+Dub_Loves_Caulk> Morbid Curiosity, CockJ.
<+CockJ> We'll kick everyone in the crotch
<+Cock-a-Cola> Men,
<+Cock-a-Cola> Cake,
<+Cock-a-Cola> Women..
<+Cock-a-Cola> It's a CAKE-A-BALOOZA
<+Jessa> wow.
<+Dub_Loves_Caulk> .. Not a Cockapalooza?
<+Cock-a-Cola> ... I should have said cock, there, but I got distracted.
<+Cock-a-Cola> By cake.
<+Tcock> We can have cockcake
<+Cock-a-Cola> Cakes with cocks is just too arousing.
<+Tcock> Or is it cakecock?
<+Cock-a-Cola> Be careful of the frosting.

The Cake is Not a Lie...it is a JJ

<+JJ_Workies> Hai JEssa
<+Zap> Jessa was here before :P
<+Jessa> Hai, JJ!
<+Zap> You just didnt notice her
<+Jessa> Yes, but JJ just missed me lots, is all.
<+Zap> Ah, ah, perhaps!
<+Jessa> I am pretty amazing.
<+JJ_Workies> I suffer from no delusions of human emotion, passionless slugs.
<+Jessa> And we're getting married, some day.
<+Gongala> You will become Mrs. Jessa JJ. Or, Mrs. JJJ.
<+Zap> Or
<+Zap> JJ will become something else
<+Jessa> One of those.
<+Jessa> Any of the above.
<+Jessa> We haven't decided yet.
<+JJ_Workies> I will become a pastry, for I am already so delicious
<+Jessa> Doesn't matter, so long as we make tiramisu and chocolate souffle and other awesomeness.
<+Gongala> You will become the wedding cake.
<+Zap> tiramisu <3
<+JJ_Workies> CUt me, for I am emo
* JJ_Workies is now known as EmoCake
* +Zap cuts and noms
<+Zap> tastes like work
<+Zap> dang
<@Peepsy> :P
<+EmoCake> I taste like industry and courage

JJ loves the crazy bitches

<+JJ> I did a shot of gin. And have decided that I'd rather not do shots of gin
<+GlandashIsDead> Good call.
<+GlandashIsDead> Gin tastes like a bad christmas.
<+JJ> I love gin
<+JJ> but apparently not in shot form
<+JJ> But
<+JJ> At the same time
<+GlandashIsDead> You should just drip it into your eye.
<+JJ> I've already forgotten that I took a shot of gun
<+GlandashIsDead> I hear you get way crunk doing that.
<+JJ> And now want to do it again
<+JJ> Nah, up the ass.
<+Jessa> That's what she said.
<+JJ> She only said it once.
<+Jessa> >.>
<+Jessa> <.<
<+Tseti> Wait what
<+JJ> Then she hit me with a rubber garden hose.
<+Tseti> WHo is doing JJ up the ass?
<+JJ> And I screamed "spousal abuse!"
<+JJ> And the bitch lit me on fire. And that's how I got -this- scar.

Cthulhugina (and you thought we'd gotten away from the tentacles, you silly person.)

<+Tseti> <3 Ursula
<@_Rykka_> She is queen tentacle vagina.
<+Tseti> But I am pretty sure octopi don't have vanginas
<+Gongala> Clearly we should all check.
<@_Rykka_> Thats what her lower portion is.
<@_Rykka_> The entire thing.
<+Tseti> Through, it would be nice to be able to scale glass walls with my cooter
<+Gongala> Terrible. =P
<+PhoneyPeepsy> Wow..
<+Tseti> It would be an awesome superhero
<@_Rykka_> The imagery is just... wow.
<+Tseti> Hrm. TENTACLE VAGINA QUEEN!
<+Gongala> The best part would be all the citizens caught in the cross-fire.
<+Tseti> Able to scale tall buildings! Able to crush steel in her mighty tentacles!
<@_Rykka_> I still like Cthulugina.
<+PhoneyPeepsy> I feel like such a minoriy here
<+JJ> You are
<+Tseti> Does he have tentacles on his privates?
<+Tseti> You are, Peepsy
<+Tseti> Fucking tall people
<+Tseti> KILL THEM ALL
<+Gongala> Let's put burning icons of Stretch Armstrong on their lawns.
<+JJ> Anyone over 6 feet tall is going to be put to the sword
<+Gongala> To show they are not wanted.
<+JJ> My 5'11.999'' sword
<+Tseti> Indeed, Gongala, indeed.
<+Jessa> And by "sword" you mean...?
<+Gongala> I don't think JJ is that big.
<+JJ> Big metallic phallus.
<+JJ> I'm glad I'm not that big
<+Jessa> I was just checking, for Tseti's sake, for euphemism.
<+Tseti> I assumed sword
<+Tseti> That would be a waste of a penis
<+Tseti> Anything over 8 inches and I run away.
<+JJ> And I never waste a penis
<@_Rykka_> I am 6"0. =(
<+JJ> She breaks out a ruler in bed
<+JJ> Sorry Rykka
<+JJ> You will become one of the many impaled upon my sword.
<@_Rykka_> Whats wrong with tall people?
<+Tseti> Well, we can put the cut off at 6'1"
<@_Rykka_> Hot.
<+JJ> Hey
<+Tseti> Or just kidnap her and shove her into our basement
<+JJ> I'm impaling her, no moving cuts.
<+Tseti> She can be like, our undercover agent
<@_Rykka_> Is this the new bedroom foreplay. Instead of playing doctor or superhero, we play Vlad the Impaler.
<+Tseti> Its probably sad that we're talking about penises here and I am waiting for the RP IG to be less about sex.
<+JJ> Hey
<+Tseti> I still like police officer.
<+JJ> There has to be cock-talk somewhere
<+JJ> Sure, you like cop until you date an anarchist
<+JJ> And she shivs you. In bed.
<+JJ> It's like a fortune cookie

It was a slow news day

<+Tskittles> Wanna taste my rainbow?

And you thought D&D had a bad rep...

<+JJ_> you should study the people who play FATAL, Jessa.
<+Jessa> FATAL?
<+JJ_> It is...The absolute worst pen and paper RPG ever written.
<+JJ_> It has rules for just about everything.
<+JJ_> It is retarded. It's awful.
<+JJ_> I'm pretty sure one of the stats you roll is "anal depth". You roll like, stomach girth, and...It's so what-the-fuck
<+Rykka> Ever read the book for Freak Legion?
<+Jessa> pass!
<+Gongala> Anal depth?
<+Gongala> I need to play this game.
<+Rykka> Freak Legion is the book on how to play the monsters from Werewolf, the WoD game. It is.... brutal.
<+JJ_> It's so...Awful
<+JJ_> like, I'm not sure if FATAL was ever intended to be played, or if it was just made to be -laughed at-
<+Rykka> It has rules in there how to roll damage on your multi limbed, barbed sex organs.
<+Gongala> Not my sex organs!
<+Gongala> I need all nine of them to reproduce!
<+Rykka> And various other things.
<+Rykka> Nine.... huh...
<+Gongala> I play a transmuter. It led me into learning some interesting things.
<+Gongala> One thing led to another,
<+Gongala> now I'm a registered sex offender.

It is, after all, the sexiest letter of the Greek alphabet

<+Jessa> haha. Leland was just asking me, looking at the icon for the character map on my computer, "Is that the lambada symbol from Half-Life?"
<+Jessa> Not -lambda-. He said "lambada."
<+Gongala> Lambada.
<+Gongala> That sounds like a car.
<+JJ_Workies> The new Lamburghini Lambada
<+Jessa> It's a dance, actually.
<+JJ_Workies> Your face is a dance.
<+Gongala> It could double as both.
<+Jessa> It is, JJ.
<+Jessa> Especially when I'm about to vomit.