Cthulhugina (and you thought we'd gotten away from the tentacles, you silly person.)

<+Tseti> <3 Ursula
<@_Rykka_> She is queen tentacle vagina.
<+Tseti> But I am pretty sure octopi don't have vanginas
<+Gongala> Clearly we should all check.
<@_Rykka_> Thats what her lower portion is.
<@_Rykka_> The entire thing.
<+Tseti> Through, it would be nice to be able to scale glass walls with my cooter
<+Gongala> Terrible. =P
<+PhoneyPeepsy> Wow..
<+Tseti> It would be an awesome superhero
<@_Rykka_> The imagery is just... wow.
<+Tseti> Hrm. TENTACLE VAGINA QUEEN!
<+Gongala> The best part would be all the citizens caught in the cross-fire.
<+Tseti> Able to scale tall buildings! Able to crush steel in her mighty tentacles!
<@_Rykka_> I still like Cthulugina.
<+PhoneyPeepsy> I feel like such a minoriy here
<+JJ> You are
<+Tseti> Does he have tentacles on his privates?
<+Tseti> You are, Peepsy
<+Tseti> Fucking tall people
<+Tseti> KILL THEM ALL
<+Gongala> Let's put burning icons of Stretch Armstrong on their lawns.
<+JJ> Anyone over 6 feet tall is going to be put to the sword
<+Gongala> To show they are not wanted.
<+JJ> My 5'11.999'' sword
<+Tseti> Indeed, Gongala, indeed.
<+Jessa> And by "sword" you mean...?
<+Gongala> I don't think JJ is that big.
<+JJ> Big metallic phallus.
<+JJ> I'm glad I'm not that big
<+Jessa> I was just checking, for Tseti's sake, for euphemism.
<+Tseti> I assumed sword
<+Tseti> That would be a waste of a penis
<+Tseti> Anything over 8 inches and I run away.
<+JJ> And I never waste a penis
<@_Rykka_> I am 6"0. =(
<+JJ> She breaks out a ruler in bed
<+JJ> Sorry Rykka
<+JJ> You will become one of the many impaled upon my sword.
<@_Rykka_> Whats wrong with tall people?
<+Tseti> Well, we can put the cut off at 6'1"
<@_Rykka_> Hot.
<+JJ> Hey
<+Tseti> Or just kidnap her and shove her into our basement
<+JJ> I'm impaling her, no moving cuts.
<+Tseti> She can be like, our undercover agent
<@_Rykka_> Is this the new bedroom foreplay. Instead of playing doctor or superhero, we play Vlad the Impaler.
<+Tseti> Its probably sad that we're talking about penises here and I am waiting for the RP IG to be less about sex.
<+JJ> Hey
<+Tseti> I still like police officer.
<+JJ> There has to be cock-talk somewhere
<+JJ> Sure, you like cop until you date an anarchist
<+JJ> And she shivs you. In bed.
<+JJ> It's like a fortune cookie