JJ loves the crazy bitches

<+JJ> I did a shot of gin. And have decided that I'd rather not do shots of gin
<+GlandashIsDead> Good call.
<+GlandashIsDead> Gin tastes like a bad christmas.
<+JJ> I love gin
<+JJ> but apparently not in shot form
<+JJ> But
<+JJ> At the same time
<+GlandashIsDead> You should just drip it into your eye.
<+JJ> I've already forgotten that I took a shot of gun
<+GlandashIsDead> I hear you get way crunk doing that.
<+JJ> And now want to do it again
<+JJ> Nah, up the ass.
<+Jessa> That's what she said.
<+JJ> She only said it once.
<+Jessa> >.>
<+Jessa> <.<
<+Tseti> Wait what
<+JJ> Then she hit me with a rubber garden hose.
<+Tseti> WHo is doing JJ up the ass?
<+JJ> And I screamed "spousal abuse!"
<+JJ> And the bitch lit me on fire. And that's how I got -this- scar.