Don't mind that burning sensation - it's just Tseti

* @Peepsy archs a brow
<@Tseti> Your mom was arched last night.


* +Chimaera sets fire to Tseti's "lawn"
<@Tseti> Damn kids and their fucking rioting
<@Tseti> I'm motherfucking sick of these motherfucking kids on the motherfucking lawn!
<@Peepsy> * +Chimaera sets fire to Tseti's "lawn" <- ... Firecrotch?
* @Peepsy ducks
<+Jessa> ...why am I getting a horrible pic...yes.
* Tseti is now known as Firecrotch
<+Jessa> that's just what I was thinking.
<@Firecrotch> BOW BEFORE THE BURNING SENSATION



<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> Dub, let's cyber. I'm a 10 foot tall tenctacle demon with flaming tentacles. You?
<+Dubiosity> Err...
<+Dubiosity> The same, but with bigger, thicker tentacles.
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> Hey! its not the size that counts, but the blaze of the inferno

* Firecrotch is now known as Demonlord_Firecrotch
<+Dubiosity> That is giving me unpleasant thoughts.
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> If this is the first thing I've said that has given you disturbing thoughts
<+Jessa> Tseti is good for unpleasant thoughts.
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> I am mildly worried


<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> I need black horns and black armor with a flaming codpiece
* @Peepsy ... roasts weenies on Demonlord_Firecrotch?
<@Peepsy> >_>
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> that I use to defeat my enemies



<+Dubiosity> Perhaps you're not firey enough and should be... Crotchblaze? Infernocrotch?
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> Tentacle Demonlord Infernocrotch?
<+Dubiosity> Why not.
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> That way I can cockslap someone in the face AND burn their hair!
<@Demonlord_Firecrotch> Hey baby, you're immune to fire. But are you immune to a sticky sensation in the face?
<+Dubiosity> For some reason I'm mildly excited now.