<+JJ> Actually...Oh! I'll do as much as I can tonight, then tomorrow during the day I'll cut the lemons, since I can't see in my kitchen anyway. Jessa, what should I do with the fruity innards of one lemon?
<+Jessa> Hmm. Well, what do you have for dinner tomorrow night?
<+JJ> Uh.
<+JJ> Maybe I have food...
<+Jessa> heh. Well, lemon juice is really good on chicken or over salads.
<+JJ> Alternatively
<+JJ> I could throw it at one of the neighborhood kids
<+Jessa> ...that sounds good. Do that.
<+Tseti> Add it to some water
<+Jessa> No, no, Tseti.
<+Jessa> He's throwing it at a neighborhood kid.
<+Jessa> This is more entertaining.
<+JJ> I need something witty to shout while I throw it
<+JJ> "FUCK YOU!"?
<+JJ> "Life is handing you lemons"?
<+JJ> "Gimme your bike!"?
<+Jessa> hahaha
<+Jessa> I like all of these.
<+Jessa> YOU NEED MORE LEMONS, JJ.
<+JJ> I have 3
<+Jessa> MAKE LEMONADE, YOU LITTLE BITCHES
<+JJ> Could be because this is coding and executing SQL queries, and I piss SQL in the morning and nom it for dinner at night
<+Jessa> I love your charming turns of phrase, JJ.
<+JJ> Why thank you
<+JJ> I'm secretly a computer or something
<+JJ> Programmed to LOOOVE
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