JJ has the best college story EVER

JJ_Sleepsoon: 13 minutes! I could tell you about the pantsless wanderer, maybe
Jessa: Yes!
JJ_Sleepsoon: While I was living in the dorms
JJ_Sleepsoon: This chick wandered in, carrying a beer
JJ_Sleepsoon: She puts it on my nightstand, wanders to my bed, and crawls in. I was at my desk. She has no pants.
JJ_Sleepsoon: I look over, regaining my wits as my bed has just been comandeered
JJ_Sleepsoon: "Uh, hi."
JJ_Sleepsoon: She looks over at me
JJ_Sleepsoon: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
Jessa: ...
Jessa: hahahahaha
Jessa: she said that to you?
JJ_Sleepsoon: Not to be outdone, I rage back at her "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS!?"
JJ_Sleepsoon: Yeah
Jessa: hahahahahahahaha
JJ_Sleepsoon: She shouted it, eyes got huge
JJ_Sleepsoon: She quiets for a moment, and stares at me
JJ_Sleepsoon: "...Where's my beer?"
JJ_Sleepsoon: "...I fuckin' drank it."
JJ_Sleepsoon: I hadn't moved, nor touched her beer, but I was annoyed.
Jessa: hahahahaha
Jessa: ohmigosh. That's awesome.
JJ_Sleepsoon: "I want it. Will you come lay with me?" "Who -are- you?"
JJ_Sleepsoon: "Whose bed is this?" "It's mine."
JJ_Sleepsoon: "Will you lay with me?" - At this point, a very large man comes barreling
JJ_Sleepsoon: He was, luckily, wearing pants.
Jessa: ohmigod
Jessa: can't stop laughing
Jessa: it hurts
JJ_Sleepsoon: I'm like Oh fuck, this is her boyfriend, and he's going to kick my ass because his chick is missing her pants
JJ_Sleepsoon: He looks at me, looks at her, looks at me, looks back at her
JJ_Sleepsoon: "...Where are your pants?"
JJ_Sleepsoon: "Did you say I had a nice ass?!"
JJ_Sleepsoon: "...No, I asked where your pants were." "Oh." "...Where are they?"
JJ_Sleepsoon: "Where's my beer? Will you lay with me?" "NO! NO ONE IS LAYING WITH ANYONE IN MY BED!"
JJ_Sleepsoon: My roomate comes back. "Whose beer is this? ...WHo is that? Why isn't she wearing pants?"
JJ_Sleepsoon: "My beer!" She jumps up, grabs it, and runs out of the room.
JJ_Sleepsoon: That's the last I saw of her that night. The large man just kind of shrugged and wandered out
Jessa: ...wow.
Jessa: I am laughing so much I can hardly breathe.
JJ_Sleepsoon: Turns out she was from another school, there with friends, completely crazy, and looking to get laid
JJ_Sleepsoon: But I don't know what the fuck
JJ_Sleepsoon: It was so damned confusing
JJ_Sleepsoon: Living in the dorms freshman year was...weird.
JJ_Sleepsoon: That's all there is to it
JJ_Sleepsoon: Sophomore year maybe not as weird, just rampant racism and classism. But there was AC!


JJ_Sleepsoon: I lived in Hancock the first year
JJ_Sleepsoon: I lived in the 'Cock.