For a good time, call T-S-E-T-I

<+Tseti> I've asked Peepsy to make a warning just for me
<+Tseti> Not to toot my own horn, but I have scared off at least two people
<+Jessa> I am, thankfully, not easily scared.
<+Jessa> Though Tseti does require a warning label for the faint of heart/stomach or strong of morals.
* Peepsy changes topic to 'Welcome to CormyrDales IRC chat. - If you're offended by 18+ content, I wholey advise you type /ignore Tseti - You've been warned. !quote for our quoteblog.'
<+Jessa> Best warning label EVER.



<+Tseti> Hrm. So I guess in comedy terms, I am the comic. Who wishes to be my dead wood?
<@Peepsy> I'll rub my dea-
<@JJ> Stop killin' muh trees


<+Jessa> Jeremy has given you a new nickname, Tseti.
<+Jessa> (Reminder: Jeremy is he of the four balls.)
<+Tseti> What is my nickname?
<+Jessa> He has now dubbed you "Tseticles." And I am so quoting that, Peepers.
<+Tseti> I think I need a new name
<@JJ> Jack O'Neil.
<+Tseti> Because I lack testicles or tseticles
<@JJ> I dub you Jack O'Neil.
<@JJ> If you refuse, too bad!
<+Tseti> Oi, top of the morning and luck of the irish to you! I love me guiness! You'll never get my lucky charms
<+Jessa> So you say. But that chick in the epilogue of Oglaf? I can so see that being you. So fake "tseticles" aren't too far-fetched.
<+Tseti> I have actually never done that
<+Tseti> For some reason most men don't want something in their ass
<+Tseti> I think I've had one ex ask for that.
<@Peepsy> Lawl.
<+Tseti> I maintained she missed one of god's greatest gifts
<@JJ> I am assless, and therefore cannot comment.
<+Tseti> voyuerism
<+Tseti> Well, the poop has to come out somehow, we'll just stick it in the hole
<+Tseti> Or your mouth, that works too


<+Tseti> I think all of our minds are in the gutter
<+Tseti> Just like, different gutters
<+Tseti> In different countries


<+Tseti> I don't know if Dr. Doom ever had a girlfriend
<@JJ> He sucks
<@JJ> At the dating scene
<+Tseti> Huh
<+Tseti> Usually, sucking makes you a better date

<+Tseti> I need the power to rob a man of an erection instnatly