There are surgeries for that

<+Xenon> Jessa
<+Jessa> mhm?
<+Xenon> I am forced to note that, even after all this, I am distinctly unsexed
<+Jessa> You poor thing.
<+Xenon> Fix iiiiiit
<+Codex> I don't think anything short of significant surgery would help you with that.


<+Codex> Whoo. Second full day here and I'm already going on the quotes page. Or... wait, maybe that's not a good thing.


<+Jessa> Hm.
<+Jessa> Shall I play...or continue reading Changeling. I am -loving- the stories in this book.
<+Xenon> You shall sex
<+Xenon> ME
<+Xenon> "Sex": it's transitive now.
<+Jessa> And not for the first time, I'd imagine.
<+Xenon> I can't tell if that's a euphemism
<+Jessa> :p


<+Xenon> Fuck I'm hungry
<+Jessa> ...
<+Jessa> now I am, too.
<+Xenon> Well
<+Jessa> Back in a moment. I think I will raid my fridge for something good.
<+Xenon> You can eat my semen
<+Xenon> Oh
<+Xenon> Or that
<+Jessa> ...nice, Xenon.
<+Xenon> <3
<+Jessa> If it were made of chocolate...but. Alas.



<+JJ_Workies> We have this huuuge company wide meeting from 3-4
<+JJ_Workies> My boss was like
<+JJ_Workies> "You gotta be there"
<+JJ_Workies> And I'm all =( . Go for me, Jessa
<+Jessa> I would, JJ. You know I would. But I'm kind of too far to make it in time.
<+Jessa> and I have a stomach bug.
<+JJ_Workies> Squash it.
<+JJ_Workies> Then saute it. Protein
<+Jessa> ew, JJ.
<+Jessa> I will not eat bugs or my own vomit, thanks.
<+JJ_Workies> Hrm.
<+JJ_Workies> You would eat other people's vomit?
<+Jessa> No.
<+Zap> :|
<+Zap> This is beyond 18+ >_>'
<+Jessa> ...
<+JJ_Workies> Huh?
<+Jessa> seriously, have you read the quote page?
<+Jessa> That was mild 6-year-old stuff.
<+Gongala> Nobody's talking about how aroused they were about eating vmoit, Zap.
<+Zap> >_>
<+Zap> It was implied :d
<+Zap> <_<
<+Gongala> How disturbing.
<+Gongala> You two should be ashamed of yourselves for implying that.
<+Zap> They werent actually, but still xD
<+Jessa> Gongala: Your mom is implied. (I'm sick, I can't do better than this.)
<+Gongala> I assumed that. She has some strange fetishes.