<+Jessa> But if Varun comes to see you on his way here...
<+Jessa> I am requesting...
<+Jessa> No...DEMANDING...
<+Jessa> a play by play on what you eat.
* Jessa nods
<+JJ> Pictures of me licking his nose while balancing a spoon on my ear?
<+JJ> Oh good, because pictures of me are entirely out of the question
<+Jessa> ...that sounds interesting, but I'm much more interested in what you'd feed him. *laughs.*
<+JJ> His ass is getting a Primanti's sammich
<+Jessa> ooooh.
<+Jessa> I have heard nothing but good things about them.
<+Jessa> Like I said, Jeremy tells me all the good stuff.
<+JJ> Imagine sex
<+JJ> Now make it better and put it on a sandwich
* Jessa laughs
<+Jessa> that IS good.
<+JJ> Like, it doesn't make you hot and sticky and there's little clean up
<+JJ> But it doesn't do much for your penis.
<+JJ> the penis that you have.
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