Sunday, July 4, 2010

Steve Jobs, eat your heart out

<+Tseti> Through I wonder if a female real doll is still better then a man at pleasing a woman
<+Tseti> I am inclined...To say yes
<@JJ> Psh, go fuck your female real doll then~
<+Tseti> Eh, a real live lesbian would be cheaper
<@JJ> Maybe
<+Tseti> Hell, I think a few dozen hookers might be cheaper as well
<@JJ> Probably


<+Tseti> I thought JJ was a female real doll
<+Tseti> I thought we could get married and live happily ever after
<@JJ> I am
<@JJ> You found my secret.
<+Tseti> Okay
<+Tseti> We're getting married
<+Tseti> I hope you look good in red
<@JJ> I am a cooking cleaning bot
<+Tseti> And I want roses for the wedding
<+Tseti> Fuck yeah
<+Jessa> ...nope, sorry. JJ's already promised.
<@JJ> I look good in anything, baby.
<+Jessa> You can't have him, real doll or not, 'cause he cooks. That's -mine-.
<+Tseti> Screw that, I want a vibrator that cooks and cleans
<@JJ> Cleaning, eg.
<@JJ> Eh
<+Tseti> It's like having a boyfriend, without that annoying free will
<@JJ> The apple iClean.

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