My Crotch Cannon beats your Boob Lasers

* @Peepsy hugs all wanting hugs, and hands Tseti a marshmellow.
* +Jessa hugs Peepers
<+Jessa> Night!
<+Tseti> Is that a euphemism?
<+Jessa> maybe it's for roasting on your firecrotch?
<@JJ> Psh
<@JJ> Charmander.
<@JJ> I'll be squirtle if she's Charmander-Croth
<+Jessa> ...wow, I read that as "Commander Crotch" first.
<@JJ> ...
* JJ is now known as Commander_Crotch
<@Commander_Crotch> Hell yeah.
<+Jessa> haha.
<+Tseti> Dammit JJ
<+Tseti> I was going to do that
<+Jessa> Nice, JJ.
<@Commander_Crotch> My crotch is a better General than yours.
<@Commander_Crotch> You can be lieutenant crotch though
* Tseti is now known as Emperor_Genitals
<+Emperor_Genitals> Jessa
<@Commander_Crotch> Noooooooooo!
* Commander_Crotch is now known as Vulva_Zela
<+Jessa> Lovely.
<+Jessa> And I'm with you, there, Tseti. Cheesecake = amazing.
<@Vulva_Zela> I make annoying noises and am cheap and sexual.
<+Jessa> And you can cook. What a catch.
* Emperor_Genitals is now known as WhoreFace
<+WhoreFace> So am I, JJ, so am I
<@Vulva_Zela> We could form the STD Voltron
* WhoreFace is now known as HerpesCrotch
<+HerpesCrotch> Okay. I'm ready to go.
* Vulva_Zela is now known as GonorArms
<+HerpesCrotch> You can't be BOTH arms
<@GonorArms> But
<+HerpesCrotch> No >: (
<+HerpesCrotch> That is not how you form a voltron
<+HerpesCrotch> Fuck this, I am going to Crotch Cannon on MY OWN
* GonorArms is now known as SyphilisHead
<@SyphilisHead> There.
<@SyphilisHead> I am the bloody horrible crazy head.
<+HerpesCrotch> Much better.
* HerpesCrotch is now known as HerpesTorso
<+HerpesTorso> Come join us, Jessa!
<+Jessa> I...think I'll pass.
<+Jessa> I'm pretty happy being free of STDs.
<+HerpesTorso> Awww.
<+Goat> Gonnasyphaherpales!
* HerpesTorso is now known as Tseti
<@SyphilisHead> Such a shame.
* SyphilisHead is now known as JJ
<+Tseti> It was a quadriplegic STD voltron
<@JJ> Syphilis is a killer disease.
<+Jessa> You made it sound so...Greek, Goat.



<+Tseti> Byyyeeeee
* @JJ (JJ@dm-36458.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Exit: ~ Trillian Astra - www.trillian.im ~)
<+Tseti> Have sex with your psuedo brother
<+Tseti> Fuck