Monday, July 5, 2010

It's the Motion of the Ocean, Baby

<@JJ> eklect me ruler of the world
<@JJ> And I'll declare mandatory nap time
<+Jessa> and ANOTHER new post, because Tseti's was getting too long.
<+Tseti> Elect me ruler of the world and I will build hooker bots
* +Chimaera blinks
<+Tseti> Yeah, being too long is a problem.
* +Chimaera got a little lost
<+Jessa> will they have flamethrowers for nipples?
<@JJ> Tseti
<+Tseti> No, blow darts.
<+Jessa> even better.
<@JJ> You can be my co-ruler in charge of hooke-rbots
<+Tseti> (Mine is longer then JJ's)
<@JJ> (I can use mine better)


<+Tseti> (Mine takes batteries, so it vibrates)
<@JJ> (Mine vibrates because I'm FUCKING AWESOME)
<+Tseti> (You need to drink less coffee)
<@JJ> (You need to drink more coffee. not my fault you can't keep up with me!)
<+Tseti> (Pfft. Plastic means never having to say you're sorry for a failed erection)
<+Tseti> (Or 6am dry humping in her sleep)
<+Tseti> (Or a funny colored discharge)

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