<+Tact> Hmm.
<+Tact> Suddenly, there are less clothes involved while I was reading this chat.
<+Jessa> oh, my.
<+Tseti> *waggles eyebrows* Details!
<+Tseti> I like my porn iwht a dominating scaly woman with horns?
<+Tseti> ...That wouldn't be the oddest thing I've watched
<+Jessa> why does that not surprise me.
<+Tseti> I think the rape incest tentacle monster being defeated by buddha would be
<+Tseti> JJ, do you have glasses?
<+JJ> I do
<+Goat> ... LOL
<+Tseti> What?
<+Goat> *cracking up*
<+Tseti> I admit to being a glasses fetishist.
<+Jessa> ...rawr. Guys with glasses are -hawt.-
<+Tseti> I've TOLD JJ that
<+Tseti> So its his own fault to admitting it!
<+Goat> Still
<+Goat> I'm laughing
<+Goat> quite loud
<+Tseti> Like Jessa, I am attracted to bad eyesight
<+Goat> Perfect
<+Goat> Because I'm blind
<+JJ> I don't have like, cock bottle frames
<+JJ> Coke.
<+JJ> Coke bottle.
<+Jessa> Well, they -are-. Guys with glasses are -very- sexy.
<+Goat> ...
<+JJ> Damn it.
<+Jessa> hahaha
<+Jessa> oh, poor Goat.
<+Goat> *pet pat*
* +Jessa hugs Goat
<+Jessa> oh...
<+Jessa> JJ, I mean.
<+Jessa> I'M BLIND, TOO.
<+JJ> Hooray!
* +Jessa hugs JJ, too.
<+JJ> We can take our glasses off
<+Goat> I'll take the blame if it means hugs!
<+JJ> and then we're not responsible for who we grope
<+Goat> Indeed!
<+Jessa> ...hawt.
<+Tseti> I actually have find eye sight
<+Tseti> I just like glasses.
<+JJ> ...We hold you responsible for your groping, then.
<+Tseti> Fine eye sight.
<+Goat> If I take my glasses off I can't see the words on the screen a foot and a halfa way :(
<+Tseti> I use sunglasses because my eyes are sensitive to light
<+Jessa> Yes, but if Tseti gropes, we just chalk it up to her being Tseti.
<+Tseti> pardon one hand typing
<+Tseti> >.> every time you fondle another man's balls, JJ, the AC fairy gives someone a brand new AC unit!
<+Goat> ... *snerk*
<+JJ> ...Only like, another 300 billion balls to go before I get one
<+Tseti> You should start with Goat! :D
<+JJ> Do I get an AC unit out of this?
<+Goat> XD
<+Goat> Indeed.
<+Tseti> Maybe if you do it for a really long time
<+Tseti> She'll give you one
<+JJ> ...Technically, gay sex is the manliest thing in the world. /over analysis
<+JJ> Well, actually, Isaiah Mustafa is the manliest thing in the world. Then that.
<+Tseti> The greeks thought so
<+Jessa> Tseti, will you at least get him a window unit if they send you gay pics?
<+Tseti> Hell no
<+Tseti> Needs to be videos
<+Jessa> ....get to work, boys.
<+Jessa> JJ needs an AC!
<+Tseti> And considering our closest relatives? really not a leap, if the recent studies claiming bonobos are closer are true
<+Goat> Penis fencing!
<+JJ> Heck yeah.
<+JJ> We can comment on things like "point control"
<+Jessa> haha.
<+Jessa> Bonobos = Awesome.
<+Jessa> Mad at someone? Rub your genitals together. Your friend's feelin' down? Rub your genitals together. Feelin' good? Who needs a high five, when you can rub your genitals together?
<+JJ> Guy-five
<+Jessa> It solves every situation for them except eati--wait.
<+Tseti> Fun fact: If you give Chimpanzees food for tokens, they will try to trade tokens for sex
<+Jessa> Indeed it is!
<+JJ> Fuck 2 am
<+Jessa> Yep, I remember you saying that.
<+JJ> Fun fact: If you give a man a free shot token at a bar
<+JJ> He will attempt to trade that for sex
<+JJ> ...So really, we've not come so far.
<+JJ> I like my liquor like I like my women
<+Goat> Maybe a bit less now, since I"ve been sick
<+JJ> Straight, and able to make my life miserable
<+Jessa> Wow. You really should go for bi and able to make you insanely happy. For serious.
<+JJ> Bi is fine, really
<+Jessa> though I'm not sure how liquor can be bi. We'll have to work on that.
<+JJ> It goes both ways
<+JJ> Actually..
<+JJ> That means I throw it back up
<+JJ> No thanks
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